It’s Super Bowl Sunday and we as American citizens have an obligation to watch the Super Bowl, eat some incredible food, get rich off some PrizePicks props, and of course, drink a shitload of beers.
There will be no need to drown yourself in booze so you don’t have to remember Tom Brady hoisting yet another Super Bowl. Instead, we have two likable quarterbacks vying for their first ring.
Sounds good? Well, we’re here to help.
Tip: There are a lot of rules, so print this out and pass this sheet out to everyone at your party and maybe assign a section of a few rules to each person.
DRINK ONE SIP WHEN:
The coin toss lands on heads
A player visibly cries during the National Anthem
Roger Goodell is shown on TV
A celebrity is shown
A college highlight of Joe Burrow and Ja’Marr Chase is shown
A highlight from a previous Rams Super Bowl is shown
A ball carrier signals the ‘first down’ motion with his arm/hand
Either team records 25-plus yards on a play
DRINK TWO GULPS WHEN:
COVID-19 is mentioned during the broadcast or on a commercial
Cris Collinsworth mentions his playing days in Cincinnati
Joe Burrow’s parents are shown on TV
A replay review is lost
‘Pylon cam‘ is used
Evan McPherson hits a field goal
Matthew Stafford gains a first down on a QB sneak
Van Jefferson gains 15-plus yards on a reception
Tee Higgins gains 15-plus yards on a reception
Cooper Kupp scores a touchdown
Ja’Marr Chase records a third-down reception
Aaron Donald or Von Miller records a sack
Trey Hendrickson records a sack
Joe Mixon scores a touchdown
Ja’Marr Chase hits The Griddy
Odell Beckham Jr. scores a touchdown
Ndamukong Suh tries to injure someone
An extra point is missed
A punt is downed within the opponents’ 10-yard line
CHUG WHEN:
Someone at your Super Bowl party asks “who is Mickey Guyton?!”
A defensive or special teams touchdown is scored
A safety occurs
A non-QB completes a pass
A non-QB wins Super Bowl MVP
TAKE A SHOT WHEN:
Snoop Dogg smokes on stage
Al Michaels mentions the spread or hints knowledge of the spread or a prop bet
The game is interrupted by a fan running on the field
The game goes into overtime
A team executes a fake punt or fake field goal
Joe Burrow hoists the Lombardi Trophy
Odell Beckham Jr. dances on the post-game stage
