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Super Bowl 53: Patriots vs Rams Drinking Game

It’s Super Bowl Sunday and us as American citizens have an obligation to watch the Super Bowl, eat some incredible food, get rich off some prop bets and of course, drink a shitload of beers.

Want to drown yourself in booze so you don’t remember Tom Brady hoisting his SIXTH Lombardi? Well, us at the Roto Street Journal are here to help.

Tip: There are a lot of rules, so print this out and pass this sheet out to everyone at your party and maybe assign a section of a few rules to each person.


Drink one sip when:

  • The Patriots run out of the tunnel as a team *tear streams down face*
  • The coin toss lands on heads
  • Jim Nantz says, “Hello Friends”
  • Tony Romo says, “Here We Go!”
  • A player visibly cries during the National Anthem
  • Roger Goodell is shown on TV
  • A celebrity is shown in an owners’ luxury box
  • Stan Kroenke (Rams owner) is shown
  • Jonathan and Robert Kraft are shown together
  • Highlight of Adam Vinatieri’s XXXVI FG vs Rams is shown
  • Nickell Robey-Coleman’s hit vs Saints is shown
  • Todd Gurley and Sony Michel are mentioned as teammates in college
  • Brady and Belichick’s “9th Super Bowl appearance” is mentioned
  • A ball carrier signals the “first down” motion with his arm/hand
  • Either team records 25-plus yards on a play
  • Julian Edelman gains first down yardage
  • Robert Woods gains first down yardage
  • Marcus Peters is burnt in coverage
  • Todd Gurley records a reception
  • James White records a reception

Drink two gulps when:

  • Ted Rath (Sean McVay’s “Get Back Guy”) is mentioned or shown
  • Chris Hogan playing lacrosse in college is mentioned
  • Sean McVay’s age (33) is mentioned
  • Jeff Fisher is mentioned
  • Tony Romo correctly predictions a play-call
  • Jim Nantz mentions it’s Brian Flores’ final game in New England
  • Jim Nantz or Tony Romo say the word ‘GOAT’ 
  • Aqib Talib or Brandin Cooks’ time with the Patriots is mentioned
  • Gisele is shown on TV
  • replay review is lost
  • ‘Pylon cam‘ is used
  • Tom Brady gains a first down on a QB sneak
  • Either team runs a Flea-Flicker play
  • Chris Hogan gains 15-plus yards on a reception
  • Brandin Cooks gains 15-plus yards on a reception
  • Phillip Dorsett records a third down reception
  • Cordarrelle Patterson gets a handoff
  • Aaron Donald or Ndamukong Suh record a sack
  • Trey Flowers or Dont’a Hightower record a sack
  • CJ Anderson rumbles in for a touchdown
  • Rex Burkhead or James Develin score a touchdown
  • Josh Reynolds scores a touchdown
  • white Patriots pass catcher scores a touchdown
  • JC Jackson or Marcus Peters is flagged for a penalty
  • An extra point is missed
  • punt is downed within the opponents’ 10 yard line

Chug when:

  • Gladys Knight omits a word during the National Anthem
  • defensive or special teams touchdown is scored
  • Tom Brady spikes the football in the end zone
  • The game goes to overtime
  • A non-QB wins Super Bowl MVP

Take a shot when:

  • A player kneels during the National Anthem
  • Donald Trump or a Trump Tweet is shown on TV
  • Jim Nantz mentions the spread or hints knowledge of the spread or a prop bet
  • Jared Goff hoists the Lombardi Trophy
  • Tom Brady kisses one of his children on the mouth
  • Robert Kraft is visibly drunk on stage

Run a naked lap/ drown in your tears when:

  • A member of the Patriots announces his retirement after the game


Listen below or subscribe to The Fantasy Fullback Dive to hear the Roto Street staff discuss their favorite Super Bowl 53 Prop Bets. 

Have fun and call out of work on Monday!


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