The Trade Deadline is upon us, which means it’s time to brace ourselves for one of the worst parts of fantasy football: insulting trade offers. Cameron Brate and Aaron Jones form a SICK tandem for Le’Veon Bell man! You’re getting two starters bro! I’ll even throw in Marlon Mack, man. Sick deal!
These bullshitting snakes should be buried alive under 1,000 Eddie Lacy‘s.
Or the owners who text ALL DAY non stop. Literally all day. To finally work out a deal. Only to pull it off the table 7 and a half hours later with a nonchalant, “Nah, I’m actually good man.”
Give them the Theon treatment:
Regardless of the buffoons you may have to deal with, capitalizing on the Trade Deadline is crucial. Perhaps you’re overly deep at one position but in dire straights at another. Maybe you’re comfortably atop the league and want to load up for the Playoffs (Weeks 14-16). Or maybe you’re desperate for a win and in trade now mood. No matter the reason, taking care of your individual needs will get much, much harder after Friday.
Thus, you need the most accurate and informative Rest of Season Rankings out there. Below, find The Wolf’s latest Big Board and Positional Rankings. If you have specific “Player X & Y for Player Z” questions, be sure to reach out on Snapchat (preferred) or Twitter.
Scoring / Roster Makeup: 1/2 PPR, 4 PT Passing TDs, 3 WRs + Flex
Rest of Season Big Board and Rankings:
QBs: Marcus Mariota, Cam Newton, Ben Roethlisberger, Josh McCown
RBs: Latavius Murray, Alfred Morris, Damien Williams, Dion Lewis
WRs: Mohamed Sanu, Martavis Bryant, Jamison Crowder, Jermaine Kearse
TEs: Charles Clay, Jordan Reed (Bitch), Benjamin Watson
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